Armpit Biohazard

Aahhooyyy!!!

Since I've moved down to Europe, I've been taking a good look on peoples way of life. Comparing the way I live to the way that people live around here and trying to acquire good practices.

Today I'm going to talk about body odour. :D

Clearly there is a big difference in the way that people cares about its own body odour in South America to Europe.

I don't know if people here are boycotting the cosmetic deodorant industry but, if they are, they should at least find a substitute for it... use ketchup!! everybody likes ketchup...

I've lost count of how many times I've caught the 8AM bus and there was a stinky fellow... come one dude... it is 8AM... how come are you smelling bad already??

But the bus is a recurrent case everywhere right?? What about the supermarket?

When you go to the supermarket you expect it to be clean enough and with no bad smell at all, despite from the fish display, of course! After all you are going eat what you are buying and that should smell good at least!

It is undeniable that you associate a good smell with food. When you try to remember a good smell it is going to come up a food! Hummm lasagne!! Mango!! Bread!! Even fish!!

In my opinion there is no place for a smelling armpit in the supermarket.
I don't want to feel someone's armpit when I'm buying cheese...

Another day my wife and I went to do a morning groceries at a supermarket, surrounding 10AM and there was this guy exhaling his armpit everywhere... It was horrible... he was one of that guys that leaves the place and 5min latter you can still smells him... yuck!!

When someone tells me a story like this I tend to picture someone who was hard working all day long or running a marathon... in this case it was a average guy on his 40's carrying 2 daughters... just not what I've pictured...

That actually happened here in Malta, but the same was going on in London...

One day it came out on the London Paper that a woman were kicked out of a supermarket because other customers were complaining about her smell... dude... serious smell going on under that arm...

The Global Warming is there man...
Help us out to save the world! Use deodorant!!
You can do it!

Abraaaço!!!